Funny jokes!!!

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 Here are some more humorous jokes 😛😆


1. Why don't skeletons ever go to scary movies?

   Because they don't have the guts!


2. What do you call a pile of cats?

   A meowtain!


3. Why don't scientists trust stairs?

   Because they're always up to something!


4. What did one plate say to the other plate?

   Dinner's on me!


5. How does a penguin build its house?

   Igloos it together!


6. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

   A carrot!


7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

   Because he was outstanding in his field!


8. Why did the tomato turn red?

   Because it saw the salad dressing!


9. Why did the math book look sad?

   Because it had too many problems.


10. What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta!


Feel free to sprinkle these jokes some humor and lightheartedness for your readers to enjoy!

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